That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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