i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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