My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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