her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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