Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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