hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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