My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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