anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
