So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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