Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
And then he peed in my hair
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