the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize