I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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