did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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