is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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