just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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