I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
