At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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