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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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