At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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