It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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