i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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