it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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