I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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