So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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