Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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