so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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