Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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