I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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