he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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