Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Randomize
