Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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