You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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