Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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