He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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