i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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