Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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