So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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