i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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