i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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