i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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