I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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