So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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