So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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