Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He did a backflip because drugs
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