Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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