I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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