its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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