the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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