you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize