They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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