Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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