i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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