I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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