i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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