The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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