I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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